Walter Alter

portfolio: poetry

 

the magnum opus epic

ins & outs - the whole enchilada
(1975-1993)

in
out
ins & outs
ins & outs - the manifesto
ins & outs - magnetized by the field
ins & outs - restated in the anthro-apologist's dialect
ins & outs - unchained
ins & outs - vs. the flying saucer pilots
ins & outs - blinded by fury
ins & outs - the final dent

poems
(
1993-2000t)

ode to the unabomber
trapped in flattened wreckage
the bombastic terrascan
edge of the wound
shared reality blues
the heel of your boot
mystery spot vacation
neck recorder brain chunk kit
Johnny Self - the last artist
invisible first, deaf second
stepped on a slug
steel guitar jungle boogie
all and almost everything
the actual nature of god
the stochastic heuristics of L.A.
photos of the funeral
useless superhero
the instincts have a source
911

2000

your worst nightmare
from here to there
lips on the tuba
sperm anarchy
adlante! alto! fuego!
arroyo dogs
love & germs
jackpot fiends
the lizard clan
ouija board
the plot to kill Hitler
the legend of snake man and dog woman
the man with two penises
so many thresholds
necessary or not
talking lobster
aphrodesiac
whiz bang
beer vomit and love
dot com arcade
everything else
friend, foe or hero
hypothermia
liposuction
piss soaked mattress
zen meat eater
metabolism
the mongol way
picture of paradise
ein reich, ein volk
I need another jolt of serotonin
stained by gravity

2001

surveillance camera
is tomorrow friendly?
a beer and a yogurt
marsupial burp language
punter queen mother
sterile or febrile
his is a disturbed genius
heavenly masochists
ritalin webmasters of doom
two tongue victory
contemplating while humping
ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny
giggling in struggle
genetalia and doubletalk
blowjob alley
trap arcade
battery check
go figure
the way of no effort
den of invention
hunting and grunting
things that just dissappear
Turette's guardian angel
potty trained artist
strangling bandwidth
anal sex x-ray
smuggling corpses to the beatniks
satan's catechism
click, drag and drop
god is dad
damnation
full face depilatory
endless cruel laughter
look and feel
geometry lesson
one way ticket to palookaville
hymn to my penis
the lord's prayer
sex priest
ammonia- the smell of life
belch and retch
the bean king
boy in the bubble
decoy advice
condom hat
dice on the fly
graphomania
mattress label
orchids of shame
alien rectal probe
the way of suffering
hippie warlords
nose whistle
Madam Fang in Sicily
fish navigation

hail Dorothy
the kingdom of units
hail the librarians!
I'm in your head
mutant crabs
world trade center, hmmm?
field agent
brutal tadpoles
bastard patriots
hairy hooded howling hooligans
terrorist assignment
Johnny Spain, masochist private eye
the little fuck you's of life
how do we hide?
penile stimulation
the authentic utterance
one idea leads to another

2002

the campus of war
structuralist deconstruction
rent money robot
strange city
the logic behind the logic
Bobby Broadband meets the Eel King
romance of the secretions
mystical love frenzy
the stoned samaritan
chaos mathematics
cowboy mambo
ishium and illiac
bee bye bo banna
hate crime
an eye for an eye for an eye
buckle up
Mr. Chance Encounter
an experiment in gluttony
penile implant
what the rules are
Islam, the final stage of bolshevism
mangy mutts micturating

dictatorship of the freaks
raw meat for children
the day I lost my virginity
driving Miss Calliope
pencil factory
dialog with my evil twin

the bandwidth wars
shanghaied by idiocy
what makes you stop?
pleasure is the devil
carnivore carnival
surrounded by zealots
dead man talking
aren't we pretty
search string
thrill factory
Popeye brand spinach
bit stream motherfucker
vestigial man tit
Scabby Joe the sailor
bedlam, death, tits and Chinese take out
self as hallucination
butt itch demonic possession
the ritual to Kalaka
good breeding
nervous wreck
angel Moroni
howmsoever
drinking, smoking and farting
a snake for a whip
dogs humping
infomania, info maybe

this cruise is over
chaos is a garbage word
220 volt ketsup soup
congenial congenital
pretty pretty

2003

Wally "Hands" Riddick
Spike and Gypsy in Mexico
oscillocope dementia
mystical sex (snicker)
Elvis is dead
molecule soup
the dice were saturated
demon overdrive
shark mother
turbo siezure category
thank you, Jesus, yah right
peek a boo vanguard

the twisted path
the pleistocene
whammy bar
panumbillical
low calorie gluttony
engine of orgasmic bliss
new age airheads
blah blah blah death
mass communication pathologies
two bit epiphany
rebar regime change
gooshing over Cisco
esophogeal sphincter sphynx
kiss the snake
phlebotomy and reason
jeepers creepers
ode to Cassius Clay
odyssey of the stillborn
I fucked your wife
amphetamine Lazarus
Freud attacks!
idea extrusion
turd horn
nightmare of erroneous intuitions
the libertine's laconic lament
life as aphrodesiac
coupled at the pudenda
moonlight with Wolfman
a teratoma of abuse
route 666 and a half
munchkin transgender UFO commander
poisoned needle
good, evil and suction
fouled again
animal warmth revival
mass epiphany
christian porn brigades
bus stop poet

2004

comicorootoplex
slit my wrists
didactic engine of beauty
prolapse man
a visit from the Mule Goddess
potty trained
eating sand
the fetishisti brigades
Gideon Talmud
the defiance of Eve
oracle virgin blow job
phase reflected statistics
oh boy, I'm a puppet too
5 is good 4 is bad
literacy among the animists
hidden from the constables
popsickle mayhem
butchering Mozart
dancing with agony
bleeding from every orifice
idees fixe on a shingle
abomination du jour
rabbit fang poison
normalcy for the chameleons
Idaho road tramps
slaves of the spirit
bowl your ball, Bill
euphemizing everything
Euphrates sunstroke
the Garbanzo Brothers go broadband
the dog is talking!
laughter paralysis
skewered with awe
geeks off the leash
messenger street urchins
alien yet alive
leaking body bag
the pinball metaphor of life
two cans of tuna
steel guitar glissando
Tesla Fleishman Pons
the post in postmodern
the signal cough
chanting bread and meat
spiraling thingies in space

2005

painful erection 911 call
radar nazi mind police
brutal cartoon reality
the headless man
bloodstains and lizard tracks
son of filth
off to see the Wizardess
bleeders and dwarfs
infinite with the Snake People
pathway to the banal
newborn boy tossed out car window
whorehouse madonna shrine
cosmetic brain surgery
bio-electric forehead radiator

brain in a jar
forest of cliches
tin can with a wire handle
existential gag reflex
tormens humanum
deflated revolution
lemonade stand driveby
the last ant
conniving perverts of ideology
Granny Skin
apostrophic bedlam
the ectomorphs vs the endomorphs
discovery of the Dardanelles
tin shack in an endless swamp
attention all units
silhouette of flames
cadgy wicket
hang on to your bananas
crunchy karma
H5N1
malfeasance during introspection
idiotic acquisition
nocturnal metaphor displacement
untwisted

2006

thought state ectoplasm
infection of the capitol
idiot army
the uncontained
the return of Billy Nitro
divine intemperate ridicule
truth murderer
Einstein shoots pool
the suction the suction
beaten with sticks
the intrinsic beauty of everything
evil destroys itself
sweet just the way I like itp
Johnny Yo Yo's milkshake
throne of shit
the age of shoeshine
constraint shudder
monstrous violations of beauty
the testament of Saint Umbillicus

2007

didactic forehead demon

the tragedy of lost smarts

elbow in the teeth

nursery rhyme for Blinky

throne of the Hardon God

cognitive instruments of erasure

The Committee to Reinstate Cannibalism
the Path of Assurance